Gay butt stuff

He “accidentally sat on it”. If you’re using hands, your partner can start with one finger before moving up to two. Just don’t forget to lube up the applicator itself before you use it.

To learn more about lube, check out our guide.

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How to bottom

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Bottoming isn’t something you can dive right into.

This is because the rectum doesn’t self-lubricate, so you’ll need some extra help. Once you’ve got comfortable in a position where you’re controlling the pace, you can switch to others like doggy (where you’re on your hands and knees) or missionary (where you lie on your back).

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Does bottoming hurt?

It shouldn’t!

Bottoming can feel uncomfortable at first.

These magnetic beads are sold as toys called Buckyballs, and the boys who’ve stuffed them into their penises admitted doing it out of ‘curiosity’.

At least in China, doctors encounter two or three similar cases per year with boys usually aged between 10 and 15; the inserted items include electric wires, needles, ball bearings, and more.

This is because there’s something going in a part of your body where things usually… come out. But you can also use lube applicators to put lube inside you and save time later. He claimed that he slipped when he was preparing Malaysian food. Silicone-based lube is a good option that works well with condoms and most toys.

During foreplay, go slow. No surprise there.

Not to be outdone, on 20 July 2024, a 31-year-old Indian national man in Vietnam nearly lost his life after inserting a 65cm-long live eel into his anus. So if it feels strange at first, that’s ok! "For other people," he says, "it’s a neural or mental connection that plays a part in pain when bottoming".

Oil-based lube is the slickest but it can damage condoms, making them ineffective.

Foreplay

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Foreplay with hands or toys can help your anal muscles relax enough to bottom.

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Lube

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When it comes to lube for anal sex, more is more. You can try everything, but anatomy – either yours or your partner’s – can make it impossible.

He’s far from the only guy who’s shoved a glass bottle where the sun don’t shine.

Flashlight: A man actually had a flashlight stuck up his butt, which he claimed he accidentally fell on (cough). You won’t want to see the horrifying x-ray image.

Live eel: Inserting live eels into rectums seem to be a folk remedy in Asia.

We’re talking about the Brooklyn-born, globe-trotting, glitter-slinging, sass-serving icon himself — Jonny McGovern! Think of it like any other muscle that needs a warm-up – just like you’d warm up at the gym before working out.

Using anal toys before sex can make bottoming more comfortable. Still, it’s probably not as crazy as that drunk guy (also from China) who stuffed 2 pond loaches up his bum back in 2017.

Don’t be embarrassed – just tell them exactly what happened.

Pain is useful.