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  • What’s a gay chef’s favorite dish? What makes a gay joke appropriate?

    A gay joke is appropriate when it’s lighthearted, inclusive, and doesn’t target anyone negatively.

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  • Love wins every time—especially with a punchline 💘😂
  • Life’s too short not to laugh and be proud 🌈😄
  • You light up every room like a disco ball 🪩🎉
  • Proud, loud, and laughing out loud 😂🏳️‍🌈
  • What’s better than being gay?

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    It needed some space to shine 🌈☁️

  • I told my closet I was coming out—it said, “Finally, some fresh air!” 🚪🌬️
  • What’s a gay vampire’s favorite drink? ✨🎉
  • Why do gay bees make the best honey? You’re in the right place! Fabulousness at lightning speed ⚡️🌈
  • I told my car I’m gay—now it drives in style 🚗💅
  • Why do gay fish throw great parties?

    Share this with your crew, your crush, or your followers. Because joy is contagious, and so is fabulous wordplay!

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    I’m Happy — I love making people smile with simple, funny puns and jokes. 😊 My goal is to spread laughter and brighten your day, one smile at a time on SmilePuns.com!

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    Happy

    I’m Happy — I love making people smile with simple, funny puns and jokes. 😊 My goal is to spread laughter and brighten your day, one smile at a time on SmilePuns.com!

    239+ Gay Jokes (Funny LGBTQ+ Humor to Make You Smile)

    Last updated on October 26th, 2025 at 08:52 am

    Looking for the best gay jokes that are clever, lighthearted, and inclusive?

    A fabulous feather wand 🐱🪶

    Pride-Themed Puns and Jokes Full of Color and Joy 🌈🎉

    • You can’t spell fabulous without “fab” and “us” 💅
    • Why did the pride parade bring a ladder? Please.

    They prefer to come out in style 👻🌈
  • I asked my rainbow if it could keep a secret—it said, “I’m all about transparency” 🌈🤫
  • Being gay means I bring the party wherever I go 🎊🏳️‍🌈

    • Cute and Supportive Gay Jokes for Every Occasion 💖🌟

    • You’re not just gay, you’re awesomesauce with extra rainbow sprinkles 🌈🍦
    • My gaydar is always set to fabulous 🔥🏳️‍🌈
    • Being gay is my superpower—what’s yours?

      Never 🌈

    • Caption this: Queer and fabulous ✨
    • I’m gay and my pics prove it 📷
    • Rainbow vibes in every snap 🌈
    • Gay and glowing—caption that! Carefully crafted to be funny and inclusive, this collection will keep you smiling—and sharing pride—one joke at a time.

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    Hilarious Gay Jokes You Can’t Resist – Prepare yourself for a laughter-filled experience!

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  • Bi the way, I look great
  • Rainbow realness all day
  • Slay them with sass
  • Just here to queer the vibe
  • Catch me on the gaydar
  • Fierce, fabulous, and fully hydrated
  • Not straight, still great
  • Out and about (and looking cute)
  • Sparkles are my sexuality
  • This is my gay agenda: brunch & sparkle

    • 😎 Funny Gay Puns One Liners

    These zingers will have your friends rolling with laughter (and maybe rolling their eyes too).

    • I’m not extra, I’m just gay-level fabulous
    • My pronouns are slay/slayed
    • Love is love, but snacks are eternal
    • Closet?

      Examples include puns like “Flamingo-go-go” or “Closets are for clothes, not people.”

      Are these gay jokes safe to post on Instagram?

      Yes! Because they’re un-bee-lievable

    • Why was the rainbow in therapy? A moooovement
    • Why don’t gays argue in elevators? Queer Eye for the Sky
    • What did the gay baker say?

      Always.

    • Flamingo-go-go
    • Slaycation in progress
    • Checked in, checked out, still checked fabulous
    • Gay Paris?