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Another duo features blowjobs, petting, rimming, and ass-fucking. They kiss and play with their equipment until cumming all over one another. Knocked. As the head mistress at an all boys school, Bonnie Tyler—who sounds like she smokes 10 packs of Pall Malls a day—is haunted at night by her Children of the Damned spooky-eyed charges.
They tend to spend their nocturnal hours fencing, doing gymnastic flips, practicing football sans shirts, but not shoulder pads—hot—and doing Jazzercise in loin cloths.
He certainly turns a “bright spark into a flame” many times over in this video, but never so much as during his day-glo jazz hand infused performance near video’s end.
Fun Fact: The origin of the song happened accidentally when Ridgeley needed a wake-up call, and wrote a note to his mum that read, “Wake me up up.” Upon discovering he repeated the last word, he finished the sentence with “before you go go.” All it took was for Ridgeley to recant the story to Michael, who penned the tune that became Wham’s first hit in the U.S.
Tim Parks is the Lambda Literary Award-nominated author of The Scheme of Things and a freelance entertainment writer for 23 years, columnist for 18 years with his latest one, Hollywood, appearing in The Rage Monthly.
Playing the piano, silly! This song was out when I was closeted, but having my first encounter, so it holds a near-and-dear placement in my heart.
Could.
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20 Gayest Videos of the ’80s: 1980-1984
By Tim Parks | March 20, 2023
My formative years as a “child of the ’80s” were truly something almost indescribable. I mean, I would have.
Fun Fact: Sir Elton met Renate Blauel while recording his 1983 comeback album Too Low for Zero, on which “I’m Still Standing” was featured and they married the following year while he was on tour in Australia.
Madonna, “Burning Up” (1983)
This was a difficult choice!
My guess is probably. There’s lots of slo-mo diving lads in Speedos, including one that Somerville fancies, but his attentions are rebuffed after Ol’ Straighty gave him the eye. An excellent early vintage gay porn film and ode to man and manhood.
Storyline: After an earthquake has sent California into the ocean, four men gather to watch 1970s gay porno films found in a time capsule which leads to the above.
Ok. The Cowboy and Native American had to walk out on stage—what no horses? A babyfaced man joins a blond buddy for some rimming and butt humping. But the video isn’t all sadness. Nobody can stop the music…and your eyes cannot unsee the members of The Village People arriving on stage in various modes of transportation. My favorite faux gay, Jack Tripper, never did anything like that on Three’s Company.
Albeit one I made up, but still...
Fun Fact: The Waitresses did the theme song for the short-lived 1982 sitcom Square Pegs, which starred a teenage Sarah Jessica Parker, so that adds some gay street cred to their resume.
Billy Joel, “Allentown” (1982)
The “Piano Man” AKA Mr.
William Joel doesn’t exactly spring to mind in terms of connecting the word gay to him. So don’t send Stevie any hate mail about it!
Queen, “I Want to Break Free” (1984)
Freddie Mercury gets his hausfrau on, and from the iconic opening shot of him vacuuming in a leather mini skirt, sleeveless pink top, matching pink scarf (naturally), garter belt and high heels, you know this isn't your older brother’s Queen.
Whoopsie.
Elton John, “I’m Still Standing” (1983)
This one threw me for a loop! Some residents felt it was degrading, citing it was full of working-class stereotypes. With no less than two motorcycles for The Cop and The Leather Man, a jeep for The Army Man and what looks to be a mini-John Deere tractor for The Construction Worker.
The film ends with a man at home by his fireplace conjuring up a friend in a silver visor. They perform in concert, sporting bedazzled costumes, except for The Leather Man. Apparently, he didn’t get the memo that on Saturdays we wear sparkles.
Fun Fact: The performance footage is from the 1980 motion picture “extravaganza” Can’t Stop the Music, which co-starred Steve Guttenberg (who had the best chest in Hollywood, IMO), Valerie Perrine, and Caitlyn Jenner in Daisy Dukes and a half shirt, all being directed by actress Nancy Walker!
Olivia Newton-John, “Physical” (1981)
God bless the late Olivia Newton-John for this video!
Mr. Furley, maybe.
Fun Fact: “Physical” spent 10 weeks at number one on the Billboard Hot 100.