Cereal gay
Home / gay topics / Cereal gay
Post’s Fruity Pebbles attempted to compete with Froot Loops, but no self-righteous naysayers gave a Bam. General Mills’ Lucky Charms featured a twinky little Leprechaun in pumps who spent a lot of time chasing a rainbow.
In 2003, Kellogg even tried to market a cereal named Bart Simpson’s Eat My Shorts cereal, a “frosted golden syrup flavored multi-grain†morsel literally shaped like a little boy’s shorts.
We love everyone. I defy you to stroll into a Brandi Carlile concert and yell “I need granola!†to no one in particular. No word yet regarding if or when black, brown, white, pink and sky blue will join the increasingly inclusive mix.
Soon a host of other queer-inspired cereals lined the grocery store aisles.
Depicting a long-distance couple's argument over the phone, the comic strip served as a parody of TV commercials for Reese's Puffs cereal featuring the tagline "Candy?!… For breakfast? You probably never heard of this breakfast aberration because it’s distribution was limited to the United Kingdom, where British evangelicals are seemingly too polite to call the most important meal of the day an apostasy.
Quaker Oats takes pandering to the LGBTQ community to stratospheric heights.
Companies would be crazy not to jump on that big gay gravy train. This is not the first time the cereal giant has partnered with the agency. No more sad gay ads, we are sad enough. For some time, the images were referred to as "STFU when I'm talking" through a successful 45 GET however that name ultimately did not catch on.
Following the generally positive reception of Cereal Guy, a number of derivative instances were introduced by other users on 4chan, such as Cereal Guy 2.0 the polished version of original MS paint image, Bubble Pipe Cereal Guy who appears to be taking a break from eating cereal and Cereal Guy Ninja doing a roundhouse kick.
As per suggestion of user "dexter (zdza@hotmail.com)", efeFzefefergf in typical 4chan fashion.
There is also a single topic blog titled Fuck Yeah, Cereal Guy which is dedicated to answering various people's questions with counterpoints in character of Cereal Guy.
Search Interest
The keyword "Cereal Guy" has a visible search trend, while "STFU when I'm talking" (even without quotes) has none.
Every purchase meant $3 donated to GLAAD, supporting the LGBTQ+ community. Their short-lived Halfsies obviously appealed to the bisexual community.
Even Mickey Mouse drops his traditionally red drawers in June and changes into a pair of rainbow culottes.
And why not? If Ms. Morse is as savvy as they are, she’ll swallow her Pride and dive into a big bowl of Trix. Cap’n Crunch appealed to uniform queens. Turns out, they’re not just for kids.
Wishing all a safe and happy Pride Month!
Coming to grocery store aisles across the country just in time for Pride month in June is Together with Pride, a gay-as-hell breakfast cereal that consists of – no lie – rainbow hearts and edible glitter.
We homos make up a highly desirable demographic that spends an estimated $20 million annually, and that’s just in the United States. Two years ago, Kellogg's offered All Together boxes of cereal that actually contained six miniature cereal boxes inside one large one and retailed for $20 in celebration of Spirit Day — an annual GLAAD-supported celebration that brings attention to anti-LGBTQ bullying and supports LGBTQ+ youth.
"We have long been allies and supporters of LGBTQ employees, their families and the community," Kellogg's Vice President of Talent and Chief Diversity Officer Priscilla Koranteng said in 2018.
Remember Quisps? But not as dirty as General Mills’ Mr. Wonderfull’s Surprize.
Bottom line (and I mean that literally), any commercial organization worth its salt and high-fructose corn syrup knows it is a smart financial move to cuddle up to the LGBTQ community, especially in June.
Vanilla Life was a blatant attempt to entice the no-kink set.